The Merchandise Abyss

You made it. You're finally able to fulfil your greatest dream - to purchase merchandise from a dog in a teacup that plays video games for far too long on twitch dot television.

Relax. It's easy street from here on out. The first half was the difficult part.

You can also give me money for the sake of giving me money

This literally does nothing but just give me money. I'm not joking. You're better off buying something.

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